The Onion: Diet Book Author Advocates New ‘No Food Diet’

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Today Now! talks with a diet book author who reveals that many things are surprisingly edible when you are driven mad by hunger.

More coverage at: http://onion.com

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25 Responses to “The Onion: Diet Book Author Advocates New ‘No Food Diet’”

  1. brandonbb13 Says:

    Dustin

    no.

  2. brandonbb13 Says:

    Erica

    no.

  3. missynazzy Says:

    Jim

    This is a joke………….. right?

  4. Louis69 Says:

    Fred

    lmfao On another note eating disorders are a joke for gods sakes since when is not eating a sickness just fucking eat you idiots. That comment was towards those thing folks like the lady in the video only.

  5. facistkiller21 Says:

    Gregory

    I cant watch the onion videos cause theres a damn pop up of fugly sarah palin besdies them.

  6. Mrwinkleton Says:

    Lonnie

    i better stay away from the shower curtain!

  7. cossinperdu27 Says:

    Dora

    WTF IS THAT!!??

  8. jeanative Says:

    Claudia

    Type in “pica psychological disorder” in google, it is also listed in the diagnostic and statistical manual for psychological disorders as a eating disorder.Pica is a medical disorder characterized by an appetite for substances largely non-nutritive (e.g., coal, soil, feces, chalk, paper, soap, mucus, ash, gum etc. ) or an abnormal appetite for some things that may be considered foods.

  9. CoolCatElly Says:

    Debra

    Make your baby look younger…LOL

  10. myspaceforever Says:

    Sean

    i dont think its pica cause that means hot in spanish :\

    (hot as in spicy hot)

  11. dylanvalente Says:

    Joann

    I was wondering the same thing. You can dress someone up to look fat but I don’t see how you could fake thin.

  12. RyeItGrrl Says:

    Minnie

    Don’t eat anything in the car…did anyone see the calories in the gear shift alone?

  13. Anonymous5214 Says:

    Harvey

    Man these are great dietary tips! I’ll be sure to count those extra calories from eating grape menthol pencils…

  14. mEgaponies Says:

    Hazel

    Umm… is this a joke?! Hahhaha

  15. tomtom940 Says:

    Cody

    I love the onion but making fun of sick people is a little much for me. Anorexia leads to death over a third of the time. If I were a younger man I would say the people who produced this video need a good old fashioned bitch-slapping…. I suppose we can just let their karma catch up with them instead…

  16. jeanative Says:

    Nicholas

    Actually although this is satire their is a psychological disorder called “pica”..I think, its where people basically obsessively munch on the things she’s talking about

  17. jeanative Says:

    Jesus

    That is a bonafide Anorexic patient…it has to be, did the onion send out requests for anorexic actresses..they must of

  18. AlienRandall Says:

    Albert

    washcloth, tennis ball, pillow, phone…
    are these people goats? ;]

  19. yalg18 Says:

    Alvin

    chinese acrobate

    it was so delicious i had to restrain myself

    lol

  20. GerryButlersGirl Says:

    Claudia

    Oh, dude, I thought they were being serious! How gullible am I???

  21. sponslerabby Says:

    Leo

    lmao

  22. johnekroll Says:

    Ethel

    O’Boy! :)

  23. jaim12005 Says:

    Dana

    O.O
    ___

    Oh my god- That woman is 89 pounds soaking wet…in a parka.
    WTF?
    It is funny as usual and as usual very scarily true. :eek:
    I do love that the actors they use never crack a smile…lol

  24. bequietdrivemefar Says:

    Clifford

    HAHAHHAHA

  25. AlienRandall Says:

    Rita

    happy happy happy!

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